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Lord Jesus Christ Says...

Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.”

15 Nov 2015

QUOTES-FUNNY LOVE QUOTES.

Hi Friends,    Please read the following Funny Love quotes from Comedians.

My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor.

My wife gets all the money I make.  I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

I went to a meeting for premature calculators.  I felt early.

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge.  That myth is more potent than history.  That dreams are more powerful than facts.  That hope always triumphs over experience.  That laughter is the only cure for grief.  And I believe  that love is stronger than death.

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures.  For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Women need a reason to have sex.  Men just need a place.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.  The rest cheat in Europe.

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.

Marry a man your own age; as  your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Marriage has no guarantees.  If that’s what you’re looking for , go live with a car battery.
 

Good Luck.                                                               See You Later.

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