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LORD JESUS CHRIST SAYS

“Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. Matthew 7:7-8

12 Oct 2016

QUOTES- FUNNY LIFE QUOTES.


If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. –Ashleigh Brilliant
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.  – Woody Allen
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate. – Dave Barry

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Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are. – Quentin Crisp
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
Why do people say “no offense” when they’re about to offend someone? – Author Unknown
Why is it when we talk to God we’re praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin
You have to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going because you might not get there. – Yogi Berra
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. – George Burns

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? – Edgar John Bergen

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