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So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.

26 Aug 2017

QUOTES-- Pessimistic Quotes and Sayings/Read and enjoy.

Quotations for the Pessimist in All of Us
If you are looking for a collection of vapid inspirational quotes that will inspire you to improve your pathetic life, you have come to the wrong place. This is a collection of brutally honest pessimistic quotes that tell you like it is: you are average at best, you will never change the world, and the worst that can happen always happens eventually.
If you are a pessimist, then these quotes are preaching to the converted. If you are one of those annoyingly cheery people who always look for the best in others and the silver lining to even the darkest situation, remember: the light you see at the end of the tunnel is the train coming at you.

Pessimistic Quotes About the Meaning of Life
Okay, so you have decided to embark on your education as a true pessimist. Here are some basic truths you must remember:
·         Exercise daily. Eat wisely. Die anyway. -- unknown
·         If it tastes good, it's trying to kill you. -- Roy Qualley
·         Avoid fruit and nuts, you are what you eat. -- Garfield (Jim Davies)
·         When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults. -- Brian Aldiss
·         The longer you stay in one place, the greater the chance of disillusionment. -- Art Spander
·         The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible world, and the pessimist fears that this is true. -- James Branch Cabell
·         I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference. -- Jack Kerouac

Studies in Pessimisim
Pessimistic Quotes About Marriage and Relationships
What? Despite my words of wisdom you still believe in love and such other stupid notions. Perhaps you have a significant other, and you think that you have found your soul mate. As if. The majority of marriages end in divorce and each one of these failed relationships started out fresh and happy as yours - they never last. You may as well give up now and avoid regret. Anyone who seriously tells you that it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all is probably a divorce attorney.
So forget all of those sickly sweet love quotes you'll find on other sites. Here are some choice quotes to help you purge yourself of any romantic illusions:
·         What do I know about sex, I'm a married man. -- Tom Clancy
·         I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night that the clocks are set ahead. -- Gary Shandling
·         Men and women, women and men. It will never work. -- Erica Jong
·         She was so ugly that she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. -- Will Rogers (Editor's note: the hag in question probably started out pretty but once you got hitched, she let herself go. This is always the case, usually by your second anniversary.)
·         In marriage a man becomes slack and selfish and undergoes a fatty degeneration of the soul. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
·         My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield.

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