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Bible Quotes--

“Here’s a simple, rule-of-thumb guide for behavior: Ask yourself what you want people to do for you, then grab the initiative and do it for them. Add up God’s Law and Prophets and this is what you get.” –Jesus, Matthew 7:12

26 Aug 2017

QUOTES-- Pessimistic Quotes and Sayings/Read and enjoy.

Quotations for the Pessimist in All of Us
If you are looking for a collection of vapid inspirational quotes that will inspire you to improve your pathetic life, you have come to the wrong place. This is a collection of brutally honest pessimistic quotes that tell you like it is: you are average at best, you will never change the world, and the worst that can happen always happens eventually.
If you are a pessimist, then these quotes are preaching to the converted. If you are one of those annoyingly cheery people who always look for the best in others and the silver lining to even the darkest situation, remember: the light you see at the end of the tunnel is the train coming at you.

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Pessimistic Quotes About the Meaning of Life
Okay, so you have decided to embark on your education as a true pessimist. Here are some basic truths you must remember:
·         Exercise daily. Eat wisely. Die anyway. -- unknown
·         If it tastes good, it's trying to kill you. -- Roy Qualley
·         Avoid fruit and nuts, you are what you eat. -- Garfield (Jim Davies)
·         When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults. -- Brian Aldiss
·         The longer you stay in one place, the greater the chance of disillusionment. -- Art Spander
·         The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible world, and the pessimist fears that this is true. -- James Branch Cabell
·         I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference. -- Jack Kerouac

Studies in Pessimisim
Pessimistic Quotes About Marriage and Relationships
What? Despite my words of wisdom you still believe in love and such other stupid notions. Perhaps you have a significant other, and you think that you have found your soul mate. As if. The majority of marriages end in divorce and each one of these failed relationships started out fresh and happy as yours - they never last. You may as well give up now and avoid regret. Anyone who seriously tells you that it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all is probably a divorce attorney.
So forget all of those sickly sweet love quotes you'll find on other sites. Here are some choice quotes to help you purge yourself of any romantic illusions:
·         What do I know about sex, I'm a married man. -- Tom Clancy
·         I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night that the clocks are set ahead. -- Gary Shandling
·         Men and women, women and men. It will never work. -- Erica Jong
·         She was so ugly that she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. -- Will Rogers (Editor's note: the hag in question probably started out pretty but once you got hitched, she let herself go. This is always the case, usually by your second anniversary.)
·         In marriage a man becomes slack and selfish and undergoes a fatty degeneration of the soul. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
·         My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield.


25 Aug 2017

QUOTES-- INTERVIEW- MOST FUNNY INTERVIEW.


 
    Funny Interview
Officer: What is your Name ?
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: Tell me properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer: Your father's name ?
Candidate: MP sir
Officer: What does that mean ?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal sir.
Officer: Your native place.
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal sir.
Officer: What is your qualification?
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: (Angrily) What is it ?
Candidate: Matric Pass.
Officer: Why do you need a job ?
Candidate: MP sir.
Officer: And what does that mean ?
Candidate: Money Problem sir.
Officer: Describe your personality.
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: Explain yourself clearly.
Candidate: Mind-blowing Personality Sir.
Officer: This discussion is nowhere, you may go now.
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: What is it now?
Candidate: My performance....?
Officer: MP !!!
Candidate: What is that sir..?
Officer: Mentally Punctured.
Candidate: MP Sir...(my pleasure)



24 Aug 2017

SHARE MARKET-- Profiting In Bear and Bull Markets

Both bear markets and bull markets represent tremendous opportunities to make money, and the key to success is to use strategies and ideas that can generate profits under a variety of conditions. This requires consistency, discipline, focus and the ability to take advantage of fear and greed. This article will help familiarize you with investments that can prosper in up or down markets.

Ways to Profit in Bear Markets

A bear market is defined as a drop of 20% or more in a market average over a one-year period, measured from the closing low to the closing high. Generally, these market types occur during economic recessions or depressions, when pessimism prevails. But amidst the rubble lie opportunities to make money for those who know how to use the right tools. Following are some ways to profit in bear markets:

1.    Short Positions: Taking a short position, also called short selling, occurs when you sell shares that you don't own in anticipation that the stock will fall in the future. If it works as planned and the share price drops, you must buy those shares at the lower price to cover the short position. For example, if you short ABC stock at $35 per share and the stock falls to $20, you can buy the shares back at $20 to close out the short position. Your overall profit would be $15 per share.
2.    Put Options: A put option is the right to sell a stock at a particular strike price until a certain date in the future, called the expiration date. The money you pay for the option is called a premium. As the stock price falls, you can either exercise the right to sell the stock at the higher strike price or sell the put option, which increases in value as the stock falls, for a profit (provided the stock moves below the strike price).

23 Aug 2017

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE - BANK PO EXAM ABBREVIATIONS SHORT LISTED (357)



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AAPSO
Afro-Asian People’s Solidarity Organization
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AASU
All Assam Students Union
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ABM
Anti-ballistic Missile
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AC
Alternate Current OR Air Conditioner
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ACC
Ancillary Cadet Core
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AD
Anno Domini (After the Death of Jesus)
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ADB
Asian Development Bank.
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AERE
Atomic Energy Research Establishment
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AGOC
Asian Games Organization Committee
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AICC
All India Congress Committee
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AICTE
All India Council of Technical Education
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AIDS
Acquired immune-Deficiency Syndrome
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AIFE
All India Football Federation
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AIIMS
All India Institute of Medical Sciences

22 Aug 2017

TOURISM-GODS OWN COUNTRY-BEAUTIFUL PLACES TO SEE IN WAYANAD DISTRICT,KERALA.



                Wayanad

Featured here is the first of the four trails in the northern district of Wayanad as conceived and promoted by Wayanad Tourism Organization (WTO) an organization taking the lead role in fostering a culture of 'responsible and sustainable tourism' in Wayanad.
Of the four trails, we would like to introduce first the 'Outdoor Trail', which would cover the following locations in the District of Wayanad.
Chembra Peak
At a height of 2100 metres, the towering Chembra Peak is located near Meppadi in the southern part of Wayanad. It is the tallest of peaks in the region and climbing this peak would test ones physical prowess. The climb up the Chembra Peak is an exhilarating experience, as each stage in the climb unfolds great expanses of Wayanad and the view gets wider as one goes up to its summit. Going up and coming down the peak would take a full day. Those who would like camp at the top are assured of an unforgettable experience.


Those who require camping gear may contact the District Tourism Promotion Council, located atKalpetta in Wayanad.

Neelimala
Located in the southeastern part of Wayanad, and approachable from Kalpetta as well asSulthan Bathery, Neelimala is a trekkers delight, with options for different trekking routes. At the top of Neelimala, the sight is a breathtaking one with a view to the Meenmutty falls located near by and the valley in the foreground.

21 Aug 2017

QUOTES-- JEALOUSY QUOTES AND THOUGHTS FROM DIFFERENT AUTHORS.

Never waste jealousy on a real man:  it is the
 imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run.
  ~George Bernard Shaw


In jealousy there is more self-love than love. 

 ~François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665


Envy is a waste of time.  ~Author Unknown



The envious die not once, but as oft as the
 envied win applause. ~Baltasar Gracián,
 translated from Spanish


It is not love that is blind, but jealousy.  
~Lawrence Durrell, Justine, 1957


It is never wise to seek or wish for another's
 misfortune. If malice or envy were tangible
 and had a shape, it would be the shape
 of a boomerang. ~Charley Reese


He that is not jealous is not in love.  ~St. Augustine


The jealous are troublesome to others, 
but a torment to themselves. ~William
 Penn, Some Fruits of Solitude, 1693


Love looks through a telescope; envy,
 through a microscope.  ~Josh Billings


Envy is the art of counting the other
 fellow's blessings instead of your own.  
~Harold Coffin


Jealousy is no more than feeling alone
 against smiling enemies.  ~Elizabeth Bowen


Pure love allows no room for jealousy.
 ~James Lendall Basford (1845–1915),
 Sparks from the Philosopher's Stone, 1882


Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. 
 ~Spanish Proverb


Calamities are of two kinds:  misfortune
 to ourselves, and good fortune to others.  
~Ambrose Bierce


Jealousy is simply and clearly the fear that
 you do not have value.  Jealousy scans for
 evidence to prove the point - that others
 will be preferred and rewarded more than
 you.  There is only one alternative - 
 self-value.  If you cannot love yourself,
 you will not believe that you are loved. 
 You will always think it's a mistake or luck.
  Take your eyes off others and turn the 
scanner within.  Find the seeds of your
 jealousy, clear the old voices and experiences.
  Put all the energy into building your
 personal and emotional security.  Then
 you will be the one others envy, and you
 can remember the pain and reach out to them.
  ~Jennifer James

20 Aug 2017

QUOTES-AWESOME SMILE QUOTES.

Hi friends, please read the following smile quotes and enjoy it.
A smile is the light in the window that lets people know you’re at home. — Source Unknown
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. — Source Unknown
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks almost instantly. — cited in Bit’s & Pieces
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning “Good morning” at total strangers. — Maya Angelou
A smile is a light in the window of the soul indicating that the heart is at home. — Source Unknown
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside. — Denis Waitley
Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other it doesn’t matter who it is and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other. — Mother Teresa
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. — Mark Twain
A winning smile makes winners of us all. — Source Unknown
If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook. — Les Giblin