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11:28-30 - "Come to me, all of you who are weary and over-burdened, and I will give you rest! Put on my yoke and learn from me. For I am gentle and humble in heart and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light."

12 Apr 2018


1.      When love is real, it doesn’t lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you full unwanted.  It is supposed to be a cure to all your worries.
2.      Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.
3.      As I have grown older I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
4.      People are like MUSIC; some speak the truth and others are just noise.
5.      You can’t live a positive life with a negative mind.
6.      Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.
7.      When your ex says:  You will never find anyone like me reply with:  “that’s the point”.
8.      I don’t have an attitude problem.  You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem.
9.      Don’t forget to pray today, because God did not forget to wake you up this morning.
10. Now days, people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
11. Everything in life is temporary.  So if things are going good, enjoy it because it won’t last forever.  And if things are going bad, don’t worry.  It can’t last forever either.
12. Hey, I will be back in 5 minutes but if I am not, just read this message again.
13. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.  Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
14. Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed.
15. 70% of people don’t know opposite words for the following.  1. Always 2.  Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me 6. Down.
16. Life is very complicated.  Don’t try to find answers because when you find answers life changes the questions.

17. If couples who are in love are called love birds then couples who argue should be called angry birds.
18. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.  Dogs run and they live for 15 years.   Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.  Lessons learned.
19. When I die I want my last words to be, “I left million dollars under the ....”
20. Teacher “Why are you talking during my lesson?”   Student “Why are you teaching during my conversation?“

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