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If salt loses its saltiness what will you season it with? –Luke 14:34

21 Feb 2019


Hi friends, please read the following funny quotes for your inspiration.

I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prove into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them run outside naked!’.

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!

Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness – money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

The best things in life are free.  The rest are too expensive.

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that’s when they’re the hardest to find?

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

Thanking you,                                   see you later.

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