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Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

25 Mar 2019


Hi Friends,    Please read the following positive,  inspirational and funny quotes.

When I am SINGLE,  all I see are couples being happy.  When I am DATING someone, all I see are singles being happy.

I hate it when couples have a little fight and then change their Face Book status to single.   I fight with my parents, and don’t change my status to orphan.

My Mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

The difference between school and life:  In school, you are taught a lesson and then given a test.  In life, you are given a test that teaches you a lesson.

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle.  Information goes in and then it is never found again.
It is funny how when I am loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I am quiet, people ask me what is wrong with me.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one.  Break their bones, they have 206.

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the  husband.

Yellow, Blue, Orange,  Black and Green .   Purple Yellow Red  Orange Green Black Blue Red Purple Green Blue  Orange.

I gave my father Rs.1000 /- and said , buy yourself something that will make your life easier.  So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won’t expect it back.

Three most difficult things to do in the world.:  1. You can’t count your hair.  2.  You can’t wash your eyes  with soap.  3.  You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.   Now please put your tongue back inside.

What is your qualification?
I  am a PhD.  What you mean by PhD.  Passed High school with Difficulty.

Common sense is a flower that does not grow in every one’s garden.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Common sense is like Deodorant.  The people who need it most never use it.

Good Luck.                                                                           See You Later.

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